Sand in Dubai...you don't say!

I have read some pretty idiotic letters to the paper over here, but I have to say that, so far, this one takes the biscuit! I couldn't possibly speculate on the colour of her hair, but she may well be from [a county just to the North East of London] (for my international readers, please insert appropriate location populated by really really thick blondes!).

btw.... love the two comments :-)