I woke up this morning and it looks like I've gone all Hindu! I am now sporting a rather fetching 'Tilak', or "mark" in Hindu. I have no idea why, I can only think I must have slept with my hand under my head and a knuckle has marked it. Great! I will await the piss-taking at work tomorrow with great anticipation!
It prompted me to find out what the red dot is all about, so if you are also interested to know, fill yer boots!