I am in deeeeep trouble!
Did I come in very very late? - no
Did I forget her birthday? - no
Did I spill something on the rug? - no
So what was my crime??
..... I ate 4 of her chocolate biscuits!
OMG you would have thought I was Attila the hun! It was 4 biscuits!
....although it did come on top of me eating her chocolate last week! .... this was even worse!
So a quick tip for all you guys with ladies at home......
Unless you want a huge ear bashing, if they have anything with chocolate in/on/flavoured/next to/in the same room - do not under any circumstances eat it!!
This is a community service announcement offered by the Society for the Protection of Endangered Husbands