Work emails that make you smile

Here is a classic. I just had to share this one. This is a short email trail from my work yesterday. Names have been omitted to protect the retarded.

    From:J    Sent: 11/29/2012 01:10 PM ZE4    To: 
    Subject: Warning from Health and safety authority. No cat food inside the facility.

Hi all,
Please stop immediately to provide foods for cats as we are being warned by the health and safety officials. 
The official has pointed out that this is attracting large number of cats inside our warehouse which creates a great risk for forklift drivers, cats are bouncing out of pallets in the morning as soon as reachtruck starts its operation. 
Thanks for your cooperation. 

Thanks and regards 

J

Bouncing? Bouncing??! Do cats bounce??


First reply....

 Subject: Re: Warning from Health and safety authority. No cat food inside the facility.

Hi J,
Thanks for that update.
Next time the "Health & Safety" officials are here, could you ask them to check the fire escape from the upstairs office.
I am sure that  would be a much more pressing matter for them. 

Best regards 

K

Second reply ....

Subject: Re: Warning from Health and safety authority. No cat food inside the facility.

Agree but maybe if we give the cats hard hats and high viz jackets then it may be acceptable as they will be easier to be seen??

S

Oh how it brightened my day ..... :-)