I was passing a Chinese medicine shop in Hamden Street today and saw this. I was quite amazed it was on show in the front window! Made me laugh anyway…… :-)
With a name like Doc. Hardman's you know it has to be good although I personally wouldn't want to get that intimate with the Powerful Electric Vacuum Pump! Also the box says "extremely portable". Try explaining this device to airport security!
Reminds me of the scene in the movie "Austin Powers": [Returning Austin's personal property after reanimating him]
Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish-made p*nis enlarger.
Austin Powers: [to Vanessa] That's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made p*nis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made p*nis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made P*nis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers.
With a name like Doc. Hardman's you know it has to be good although I personally wouldn't want to get that intimate with the Powerful Electric Vacuum Pump! Also the box says "extremely portable". Try explaining this device to airport security!
ReplyDeleteReminds me of the scene in the movie "Austin Powers":
[Returning Austin's personal property after reanimating him]
Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish-made p*nis enlarger.
Austin Powers: [to Vanessa] That's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made p*nis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made p*nis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made P*nis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers.